this boy is clearly wearing a t-shirt his mother bought him in high school, and obv considers cigarettes and 3am pizza slices to be balanced meals…. aka i’d take him down.
chatroulette radbabe. i heard about this creepy/progressive website and went there during work hours. ended up seeing this hottie… and we sort of internet macked it. it was mostly an awkward love affair, and lasted under five minutes. if anyone knows who this babe is, please hit me up. this could be like sleepless in seattle but with video chat.
As you can see this is a long-haired, tall asian-ish boy dressed up as a dead Esse. I mean… I don’t even have to say anything clever. Kid sells himself.
Trying to communicate with tall foreign boys that you meet on The Bowery isn’t the worst thing about living in New York. And even though we had a totally confusing interaction and I had to assit him in using his phone that kept prompting me in French… how can you not totally adore a boy who kisses your hand. (plus he was totally rocking two-tone vans)
Maybe when you have a perfect baby face you have to look very serious in photographs so that girls take your music career seriously. Maybe you don’t even have a music career but you just carry a guitar around so that girls take getting into your pants very seriously.


